Learning Curve

If your three year old wants to fall asleep in your bed, just this one time, and you let him, he will want to spend all night, every night in your bed.

The night you decide that he must start sleeping in his own bed again will be a really, really long night.

If you volunteer to be a room leader for your son's preschool class, you will suddenly have to know everything about the Halloween party, including who is collecting the $2 from each student and how many rolls of toilet paper you need to make a mummy.

If you buy your child a doughnut hole covered in sprinkles, but eat it before you can give it to him, you should not tell him about it.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin.