If you want to know at what age a child starts asking, "Are we there yet?" the answer is 2 years and five months.
If you want to know at what age your child should stop sitting in your lap during conference calls, the answer is six months, two weeks, and five days.
If you want to know where your child will be when he has the biggest poop of his life, the answer is IHOP.
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