Being at Heather's

The next time you go on vacation with your kids, you shouldn't go home at the end. No, you should send your oldest kid to my mom's house, where he will use the bathroom all by himself and even learn to wipe his own butt. While your older child is at my mom's house, you and your husband and your baby should spend three nights and two days at my sister's house, where you will spend your mornings lounging on the furniture and drinking coffee, your afternoons rolling a ball back and forth with your baby, and your evenings drinking mojitos and watching movies. It will be wonderful. You will love it.